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* Seymour: Every house in America... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?
* Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.
* Seymour: We're not just talking about one hungry plant, here... we're talking about world conquest!
* Audrey II: Youse got it!
* Seymour: Over my dead body!
* Audrey II: Mmm... that's a distinct possibility. Hua ha ha ha ha!
Audrey II:
I used to hear the people talk about that old King Kong
They used to say he was the meanest but in bot' was wrong!
He climbed the Empire State (the buildin' ain't that big)
Shoot! I could climb in half the timb but climbin' ain't my gig
I'm just bad
Chorus: Bad!
I'm real bad
Chorus: Bad!
I'm baaaad!
You know Godzilla was a monster he was mighty mean
But even I had to respect him 'cause the boy was green
But when he said to me "Hey Audrey, you ain't all that tough!"
I had to show that leapin' lizard I was tough enough
He said, "Yeah?
Chorus: Yeah?
Don't be mad!
Chorus: Mad!
Boy, you're baaaad!"
That's right, I'm bad!
Chorus: Bad!
Bad!
Chorus: Bad!
So I ain't worried 'bout your biggest guns.
I'm just too bad!
Chorus: Bad!
Bad!
Chorus: Bad!
I'm ten feet tall and weigh at least two tons.
I'm extra bad!
Chorus: Bad!
Bad!
Chorus: Bad!
Go on and bitch and whine and wail and curse.
Too bad I'm bad!
Chorus: Bad!
Bad!
Chorus: Bad!
And if you mess with me I'll just get worse!
One day I met the bride of Frankenstein - so much for her
Just one encounter and she called me "Mr. Audrey, sir!"
So when he says "No, puny peony, I'm a botanist"
It's gonna be a happa match for me when I get pissed
But he's dead
Chorus: Dead!
You've been had!
Chorus: Had!
Oh, I'm baaaad!
So come and get me kid, try and make your guilt
I'll make you sorry you was messin' with my clorophyll
I hope you're gettin' close to ready now to end this fuss
These foolish efforts to undo me is so te-de-ous
See, all your methods are so corny and so childish and so undergrad
They just an exercise in stupid
Why not face it, Seymour?
I am baaaaaaaad
* Give up, Krelbourne!
Howard Ashman / Alan Menkin Lyrics
Bad Lyrics
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