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Mr. K comes out to play Inquisitive as ever He'd like to know a bunch of things He thinks you're pretty clever The height of Cyd Charisse The probability of chance The capital of Turkey And the president of France So
Don't ask me, got no genius to mention And I just don't know what to do, what to do Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention And you'll never know what is true, what is true
The origin of species The date of Waterloo Oppenheimer's shoe size And the latitude of Timbuktu The square root of thrity-eight Why they call he-goats billy The weight of Colonel Sanders And the whereabouts of Chile So
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Before you go on may I make a suggestion To get to the truth, You must first know the question
